In the beginning

It is here that I find myself, thousands of pounds of education and one degree later, lying in bed awaiting a meeting at the job centre to discuss going on the dole…to make matters worse my mother has simultaneously morphed, upon my departure from full time education into a modern day Mrs Bennett, consumed by the fear that I will soon die alone with cats.
And so it is here, unemployed, 22 and on the shelf that I begin my story of a graduate seeking both gainful employment and the chance to prove to my mother that I am not in fact going to jump out of the closet at any moment and reveal myself to be hiding a lover named sandra on the back of whose harley davidson I have been spending the last few years without a boyfriend…wish me luck